ZZZZZZZZZ not for me!

Last night I didn't really sleep because I couldn't make myself do it. It was so hard to do. How could I sleep when there's a computer monitor in front of me? & also I have loud neighbors (they were sleeping though). & I was thinking about stuff.

Now I am so tired. Okay I must fight to sleep now. It's me vs. going to sleep! Who will win in the battle for the wear & tear of my internal organs, daily functionality & general mood? Stay tuned to...here!



Speaking of loud neighbors, my neighbors are a Christian halfway house. I hear them singing & praying all the time. They ring the food bell in the morning & at meal times. I don't mind. Yesterday I got a phone call & I was walking to my mailbox & through the gate I hear this little boombox start blasting this Black Speed Metal sounding music, so I said on the phone "Whoa awesome! My neighbors are a Christian halfway house & they just started blast--" then I saw the outline of a person on the other side of the fence & I went quiet. Discreetly, I tried to get closer to the Death Metal & before I could think to hope my voice hadn't carried, I heard a voice say "That ain't no Christian sounding music!" I was totally busted referring to the Christian halfway house as a Christian halfway house. Even if that's what it's called I still felt like I was going to get in trouble for calling it that. "Actually that's a Christian band, not my type of music though," he said. I quickly latched on to that topic & made it all about the music, "Hmmph! Wonder what they're singin' about!?" (interested-interested-interested so so interested!) The person on the phone was like "You got busted!"

"RALRRLR RORR ROOOH HRERUGHH RUGH RUGHHH!!!!" = "Praise his name, he died for our sins!"

EXTRA EXTRA: NEWS FLASH: MAN DOESN'T LIKE SHIT HE HAS TO DO TODAY

A local man, who enjoys ice cream doesn't like the shit he has to do today. Officials say, "Well sometimes you just have to do that shit & quit complaining. Other people have worse shit to do." The local man was further enraged when he discovered that a large percentage of the shit he had to do wasn't necessary & he only thought he had to do the shit because someone else's stupid mistake.

In other news, February might be a good month.

In other news, Tim Allen, of Home Improvement fame, looks like he had a facelift.

In more other news, I brush my teeth, what did you ever do for Martin Luther King Day?

Holy Krap! Awesome trailer!

Holy shit! I was just cynically complaining the other day about how Samuel L. Jackson sucks now & he just plays "Samuel L. actin' in a motherfuckin' movie wink wink Jackson" & how it would be cool if he actually played a character, or did some serious acting again, instead of just being a catchphrase king, pick up a paycheck type a guy. & I think often when it comes up in coversation, I've complained about how Christina Ricci sux big time & is really bad in many movies (Woody Allen's mess of a movie "Anything Else" is a great example of how bad she can get).

I just watched the trailer for that movie coming out called "Black Snake Moan". & Wowwo Dowwo! It looks to be the answer to all the things I was just complaining about. Sam's playin' a real specific character, & Christina Ricci seems like she's going to be pretty good in it. & I don't even know if I need to mention that she should win an award for looking as trashily hot as she does. Anyone vaguely familiar w/ her body of work (body? pardon the pun-HONK HONK) can tell that she clearly had to work really hard to get that hot. Kudos to you. Good job. Strut! If that's what you wanted, you got it, girlfriend! This movie just looks so weird & nutso & dark & sexy. Sign me up, cineplexes of America! I'll be there!

Also of note, I didn't much care for "Hustle & Flow", the other movie this guy directed. So that's three strikes against it & up against all that adversity, this trailer triumphed in ruling!

I don't know how to embed the trailer, but here's where to watch it.

Not there yet.

It's going to take me a few postings to figure out my blogging existence & justify my even having this. Soon we'll all be bouncing off the walls together. I just ate an almond.

Oh & a special message for you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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