I Didn't Attend College

Shrimpy leaned over to Bloke. "Hey can I have a secret?" said Shrimpy. "Um, okay here." said Bloke. "Hasasassa.....

Military war hero Terry Schwartz had a hairy back and tight shorts. He was grizzled and gruff and tough and stuff and his shorts rode up his...

Baby Captain Diaperman was the brave leader of the ship that sailed the sea. He started sailing the sea one day and the sea was his to take....

Hey what's up? I was talking to your mom and she was like "Oh please let me come over and put my finger up your butt!" and I w...

The dumb chicken was like "I'm fuckin' stupid." Then it walked around some and laid like 30 eggs and was like "I do...

Computer Wimpo lifted the weights and his muscles got big. He walked into the cool gym and Jim Trainer said "Hey what happened, did you...

Exhaust man was exhausting and it was cuz he coughed and coughed in everyone's face and they got blown with gusts of cough exhaust and i...