Boner-occhio

Boner-occhio was a dood who lied all the time and when he lied he got a big boner.

"Hey I'm good at playing football everyone I'm the best!" said Brad.

Boner-occhio wanted Brad and all his cool friends to like him. Brad was the leader of the social scene in the small town they lived in. If you got in good with Brad you got in good with everyone. Brad knew some handsome guys and pretty girls, if that was your thing. Nevertheless he was a hot commodity.

"I'm great at football!" said Boner-occhio.

Boner-occhio was bad at football though. It was a lie to try to impress Brad. Boner-occhio got a big boner after saying that. He was wearing sweatpants too so his boner was real noticeable.

"Hey this guy Boner-occhio has a boner!" said Chase, Brad's bro.
"Uh oh." thought Boner-occhio. He was scared he'd get in trouble now.
"It's not a boner!" said Boner-occhio, to try to save face. But then his boner grew even bigger because he was lying.
"We don't like boners around here!" said Brad and his crew.

Secretly Pamela disagreed. She did like boners, but she was too embarrassed to say something. Same with Heinrich. Brad called the cops and they took Boner-occhio away to jail for having a noticeable big boner. Boner-occhio tried to give the cops a fake name so he might avoid having this incident on his record but that only caused his boner to grow more.

Boner-occhio explained to the cops that sometimes a boner happens and you either don't notice or can't help it. Michael the cop was understanding.

"Hey Boner-occhio, I agree with you. Listen I'm gonna let you off with a slap on the boner, but if it happens again and I see this is something you have a habit of having happen then you're gonna be in trouble. So keep an eye on your boner." said Michael the cop.

Boner-occhio one day found his way to a Big Boner Club where they were into that sort of a thing and he lied to all of them and they loved and appreciated it. He became president of the Big Boner Club and they sponsored some community events and their football team beat Brad's.