A local man, who enjoys ice cream doesn't like the shit he has to do today. Officials say, "Well sometimes you just have to do that shit & quit complaining. Other people have worse shit to do." The local man was further enraged when he discovered that a large percentage of the shit he had to do wasn't necessary & he only thought he had to do the shit because someone else's stupid mistake.
In other news, February might be a good month.
In other news, Tim Allen, of Home Improvement fame, looks like he had a facelift.
In more other news, I brush my teeth, what did you ever do for Martin Luther King Day?