Friday, January 12, 2007

EXTRA EXTRA: NEWS FLASH: MAN DOESN'T LIKE SHIT HE HAS TO DO TODAY

A local man, who enjoys ice cream doesn't like the shit he has to do today. Officials say, "Well sometimes you just have to do that shit & quit complaining. Other people have worse shit to do." The local man was further enraged when he discovered that a large percentage of the shit he had to do wasn't necessary & he only thought he had to do the shit because someone else's stupid mistake.

In other news, February might be a good month.

In other news, Tim Allen, of Home Improvement fame, looks like he had a facelift.

In more other news, I brush my teeth, what did you ever do for Martin Luther King Day?

1 comment:

CRAZY TRAIN said...

i will probably do laundry on MLKJR day, and possibly drink a bottle of extremely inexpenisve sparkling white wine before 1 PM. i'm fairly cetain i have done something similar to that every MLKLRJ day since i went in to college. i might have slept through one MKLRJ day, i'm not sure.