Saturday, June 27, 2015

Grandpa Parties and More

Grandpa was wise, but he was also a party animal. He liked to dance too.

"Whoa doesn't anyone think Grandpa should cool it and calm it and not be so out there and partying?" said Cesar.
"I hear you just fine, and I love to party, pass the beers and snacks!" said Grandpa.

Cesar was embarrassed because he thought Grandpa wouldn't hear. But Grandpa was older and wiser and had more experience over Cesar so Grandpa knew when people were talking about him.

"I like Grandpa I wanna be just like him." said Jean. But Jean had frizzy hair and silly glasses frames, so no one really listened to her.
"Aw shut up, Jean, I'm trying to think." said Greg.
"Greg is so mean." said Hannah.
"I agree." said Ted, who just liked Hannah and was nervous around her so said he agreed with everything she said.
"Grow a pair." said Chet, Ted's homeboy, to Ted.

Ted was always wimping out about stuff and Chet was telling him to be a bigger bro about it and less of a wimp. Chet had rage issues and punched a wall once, it did more damage to his hand than the wall. He had to take anger management classes because otherwise bad stuff would happen.

"You need a system in place to keep you from making erratic choices that could hurt you." said Bossum, the anger management coordinator, who spoke in a gentle voice..

Bossum went home and cooked some pearl barley. It boiled hard and heavy and loosened that barley up. Good for the colon. When the water was boiling Bossum reached for the pot and the hot boiling water bubbled out of the lid of the pot and burned Bossum, the calm anger management coordinator.

"Aw fuck that hurts!" said Bossum.

Then Bossum relaxed and didn't stress too much about the stuff because he had a decent system in place. But he did certainly lose his cool a little for a second with the sudden burn. Bossum's neighbor Ruthie-Roo saw Bossum jump and scream through her kitchen window. Ruthie-Roo knew that Bossum's "keep calm" guru business was horseshit, she just hadn't had much of a way to prove it.

Ruthie-Roo was also the grand-daughter of Grandpa, the party guy, who liked to dance.

Small world.


Steve Finnell said...


Are all men guilty of sin because of Adam's sin in the Garden of Eden? No, they are not. Will men spend eternity in hell because Adam sinned? No, they will not.

Original advocates present Romans 5:19 as a proof-text for original sin.

Romans 5:19 For as by one man's disobedience many were made sinners, so also by one Man's obedience many will be made righteous.(NKJV)

The theory is that because Adam was disobedient in the Garden of Eden, then all men are guilty of sin at birth. Men are guilty of sin because they sin, not because Adam sinned.

Are all men made righteous because of the obedience of Jesus? No, they are not. Men become righteous only if they are obedient to the gospel plan of salvation.

All men are not sinners because Adam sinned.
All men are not righteous because Jesus did not sin.

Romans 3:23 for have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (NKJV)

All men become sinners because all men sin.

1 John 3:4 Whoever commits sin also commits lawlessness, and sin is lawlessness.(NKJV)

All who commit sin are sinners. Being born is not committing sin. Being born is not a lawless act.

James 1:14-15 But each one is tempted when he is drawn away by his own desires and enticed. 15 Then, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, brings forth death. (NKJV)

Temptation comes before sin. Babies in the womb are not tempted. Infants do give into the desires of fornication, drunkenness, theft, murder etc. Only those who know good from evil are capable of sin.

Romans 5:12 Therefore, just as through one man sin entered the world, death through sin, and thus death spread to all men, because all sinned---(NKJV) [BECAUSE ALL SINNED]

Adam introduce sin into the world. All men will die physically because of Adam' sin. Men will suffer spiritual death, because they themselves sinned.

2 Corinthians 5:10 For we must all appear before the judgement of Christ, that each one may receive the things done in the body, according to what he has done, whether good or bad.(NKJV)

Men will be judged according to things they have done. Men are not going to be judged by what Adam and Eve did in the Garden of Eden.

The only way to escape the punishment of sin is forgiveness through Jesus Christ.



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chris said...

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