"Grampa Ted I'm a wimp." said Bill the Pipsqueak
"Outta my way, wimp. I got bigger things to worry about." said Ted.
Ted kept movin'.
"Grampa Ted I got a tummy ache." said a grown man named Brandon.
"That's your deal, I got bigger things to worry about." said Ted.
Someone's tummy ache wasn't more important than what Ted had to do.
"Grampa Ted I don't feel like taking out the garbage." said Jerry "Curtains" Haberdasher.
"I got bigger things to worry about than your garbage!" said Ted.
There was a reason they called Jerry "Curtains", but Ted didn't have time to hear about it.
"Grampa Ted I mourn the loss of the VHS format for entertainment purposes." said Pim Dunsley.
"I don't care, I got bigger things to worry about." said Ted.
Grampa Ted called 'em all "tapes" anyway.
"Grampa Ted I'm pregnant, I think it might belong to my boyfriend." said Kate Kakadarian.
"That's not for me to worry about, I got bigger things." said Ted.
What was Grampa Ted, a midwife? I don't think so!
"Grampa Ted here's some things for you to worry about, but they are all little." said Doctor Mustard.
"I got bigger things to worry about."
"I agree." said Doctor Mustard.
Grampa Ted went to a specialist. He told the specialist about the things he was worried about.
"Don't worry!" said the specialist.
"Okay thanks." said Ted.
Then he went back and talked to all those people.
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